Frequently Asked Silly-@$$ed Questions
Hey, this site looks BORING! Where's the fancy Flash intro? Where's the funny graphics?:
Hey, what's with the asterisks everywhere? You some kinda prude or somethin'?:
I'm doing this for YOU, the viewer! As self-professed techie and former victim of corporate Big-Brother-ism, some of you only have net access at work, but it's monitored, some of which with special super-duper profanity checkers that pull out words like sh*t, f**k, and *%*$@*%&*@!!!!! So hopefully you'll be able to view my site without the corporate web-thugs…er, network administration personnel come banging into your cubicle, picking you up like a bag of stale potato chips, and throwing you out into the street, rendering you unemployed!
Why do you use hidden dirty words anyway? Why not use "nice" words?:
Cram it, Dumb***! See, that surprised you and had more of a comic effect, didn't it?
Hey! There's no link back to the main page!!! What do I do?
You are too stupid to live. Now go home and close your pansy-@$$ AOL browser like a good little noob.
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